Green Tea & Me

Stephanie-sauras / 19 / Asian / Strange / Sarcastic Weenie / Friendly for the Most Part / Green Tea <333333

My ovaries are gonna burst in to a trillion fucking beautiful pieces. You know you feel the same. If not then fuck you.

My ovaries are gonna burst in to a trillion fucking beautiful pieces. You know you feel the same. If not then fuck you.

I can&#8217;t even&#8230;..I&#8217;m gonna explode from cuteness. 

I can’t even…..I’m gonna explode from cuteness. 

This is my garlic plant named Bob. And yes, that is a mustache. 
The fanciest looking man I have ever seen. 

The fanciest looking man I have ever seen. 

Beauty can be found in the strangest place.

My Beloved Friend Ashley

My friend wrote the most amazing lyric in the world. She enlightened me with the phrase “Pass Crap Through Your Ass.” Lubbs U Ashley.

I wrote a poem called “Raw Mushrooms”

Raw Mushroom Raw Mushroom

Ya taste like shit ya digg

Raw Mushroom Raw mushroom

Ya taste better cooked 

Raw Mushroom Raw Mushroom 

Go fuck yourself

I&#8217;m taking Hello Kitty out for some drinks.

I’m taking Hello Kitty out for some drinks.

SUSHI CRAVING!!!!!!!!