My ovaries are gonna burst in to a trillion fucking beautiful pieces. You know you feel the same. If not then fuck you.

My ovaries are gonna burst in to a trillion fucking beautiful pieces. You know you feel the same. If not then fuck you.

 
I have a thing for Skrillex…….and his music……I’m not the biggest Dupstep Fan but Damn

I have a thing for Skrillex…….and his music……I’m not the biggest Dupstep Fan but Damn

 
I can’t even…..I’m gonna explode from cuteness. 

I can’t even…..I’m gonna explode from cuteness. 

 
This is my garlic plant named Bob. And yes, that is a mustache. 

This is my garlic plant named Bob. And yes, that is a mustache. 

 
The fanciest looking man I have ever seen. 

The fanciest looking man I have ever seen. 

 

My friend wrote the most amazing lyric in the world. She enlightened me with the phrase “Pass Crap Through Your Ass.” Lubbs U Ashley.

 

Raw Mushroom Raw Mushroom

Ya taste like shit ya digg

Raw Mushroom Raw mushroom

Ya taste better cooked 

Raw Mushroom Raw Mushroom 

Go fuck yourself

 
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